wow! My teacher is very cruel! he gives a very cumbersome task that has also been spending my time. It is the duty of the task group and now the task is not finished at all! So, I called my teacher and say that I was not able to complete the task on time, so I asked if if I can collect it on Monday and he said "okay, but" but, my score minus 5 points. I'm very happy at that moment. However, it turns out when the collection day tasks instead he scolded me for not collecting duties on time. He said that the day was the last day to collect duty and I can not synthesize the job Monday. Though he has been told that I could collect it on Monday. When I say "men always holds his own words" and with the magic he said "okay, you may gather on Monday." WOW! I AM VERY GLAD!
Jumat, 21 Mei 2010
Harry Potter Quotes
| The two men appeared out of nowhere, a few yards apart in the narrow, moonlit lane. For a second they stood quite still, wands pointing at each other's chests: then, recognising each other, they stowed their wands beneath their cloaks and set off, side by side, in the same direction. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows First lines from opening chapter, The Dark Lord Ascending. |
| Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Spoken by Albus Dumbledore. |
| We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one, |
| To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Spoken by Albus Dumbledore. |
| It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Spoken by Albus Dumbledore |
| The truth is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with caution. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Spoken by Albus Dumbledore. |
| It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Spoken by Albus Dumbledore. |
| As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all - the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Spoken by Albus Dumbledore. |
| There is no good or evil: only power and those too weak to seek it. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Spoken by Quirinus Quirrell. |
don't you laugh for a while?
How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
-With a Cowculator
What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
-Beef-flat
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
-Too many cheetahs
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
-Mice Krispies
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.
The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo."
The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."
Three birders walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. (ha....!!)
Birder 1: What kind of bird is that?
Birder 2: A gulp.
Birder 1: A gulp? Never heard of it.
Birder 2: It's like a swallow, only it's bigger
What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?
-A Golden Receiver!
What did the dog say when he sat on the sandpaper?
-Rough! Rough!
MERGER ANNOUNCEMENT: Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: New company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker.
(kids love this one....)
A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender says, "No, I am sorry, we have cherries and olives but no grapes." "Oh," says the duck and leaves. Ten minutes later the duck returns and asks the same bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" "Like I said before, we have cherries and olives, but WE DON'T HAVE GRAPES!" says the bartender. "Oh," says the duck and leaves. But ten minutes later the duck returns and again asks, "Do you have any grapes?" "Look, beak lips," screams the bartender. "WE HAVE NO GRAPES!, we will never have NO grapes! and if you ask me again, I am going to nail your webby little feet to the floor!!!" "Oh," says the duck and leaves. Ten minutes later, the door swings open and the duck returns. The bartender is furious. He slams a bottle of beer down on the bar, stares menacingly at the duck and screams, "WHAT???!!" "Uh...uh...do ...you ...have...any....NAILS?" "Nails? Nails? No, we don't have nails," answers the bartender. "Mmmm," says the duck. "So, do you have any grapes?
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